Spam is mostly a pain in the gluteus maximus, but every once in a while it furnishes some amusement. I got this gem in my inbox this morning.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m emailing you today because I noticed James H wrote a bad review for your company, U.S. Department Of Justice on Google. I don\u2019t think it\u2019s a fair review and I want to help you remove it and others from Google, Avvo, Yelp, and other review sites. We built our company, Dandy, with the sole purpose of helping law firms remove unfair bad reviews …<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I was not aware that I had been appointed the Attorney General of the United States. I thought it was still Merrick Garland. Well, that’s just Dandy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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