Cops Are Fascists, Until Your “Cops Are Fascists” Sign Goes Missing

From the “you can’t make this up” department, this gem:  “Man calls police to report his ‘Defund the Police’ sign stolen. Police find and return sign. Man puts it back on lawn.”

I swear I’m not pulling your leg.  The story, at no little length, is reported from Illinois by the Kane County Chronicle.

Hat tip to my friend, former star Public Defender Bill Tyroler, who passed this along via Facebook.

As they say, “To Protect and Serve.”

Kane deputy recovers stolen 'Defund Police' sign